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Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older

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Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older

Post  Admin on Sat 12 Nov 2016, 3:13 pm

Nine Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older 

9. Death is the number one killer in the world.
8. Life is sexually transmitted.
7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
which one 
can die.
6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky pank, and
they
can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes,
make him
a sandwich.
5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for
weeks, months,
maybe years.
4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
in the 
hospital, dying of nothing.
3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
pays no
attention to criticism.
2. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the
world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it
normal.
1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do
today may 
be a burning issue tomorrow.

  -- Submitted by Kath Newman
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